Gonna quit my day job…probably not

I made the Most Awesome Mac and Cheese in the World, and Dad. Devon and I were sitting around the table talking about nonsense when I was struck with brilliance: When I grow out of the noob zone in my crocheting, I’m going to open an Etsy store called the Dirty Hooker. It’ll sell crocheted goods and other crafts, and it’ll be totally awesome because hooker refers to both prostitution and crochet hooks, which are used to shape yarn into patterns, get it?

If any of you wankers steals my idea, I will cut you. No lie.

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5 Comments

  1. blizzo says:
    July 26, 2009 at 12:00 am

    That totally makes me think of this book:

    http://www.amazon.com/Stitch-Bitch-Crochet-Happy-Hooker/dp/0761139850

  2. Monica says:
    July 26, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    I have that book. It rocks. It makes me wanna whore myself and make pretty blankets at the same time.

  3. Ace Sigma says:
    July 28, 2009 at 12:33 pm

    hire me. you know Etsy (I think) was started by an MIT alum? =)

  4. toni says:
    August 25, 2009 at 5:35 pm

    wharts etsy?

  5. Monica says:
    August 25, 2009 at 6:06 pm

    A place to buy and sell cool handmade shit.