I'm going to be a hermit when I grow up

I'm going to live in a cave. My cave will be equipped with electricity and plumping and things for Devon to do, because I want him in my cave. Everyone else can visit my dark, dank hole in the earth, except for people who suck. I have a list of people who suck, and those people will be pitched into the pit of fire, where they will keep my s'mores fire burning strong and bright.

If you are reading this, you probably don't suck, so I will keep an extra marshmallow over the fire for you. You bring the chocolate.