Leave my soul alone

Pet peeve of the day: Massage-therapy ads that promise to relax my soul.

Leave my soul alone. If you are touching my soul, you are standing way too close. Back up before I bite you.

This has been a public-service announcement from someone who wants you to back your shit away from her soul slowly and with your hands in the air.

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2 Comments

  1. Anonymous says:
    September 26, 2009 at 1:11 am

    That's so sweet, you defending me.
    It's only slightly regrettable that you misspelled, you fuck.

  2. Kid Icarus says:
    September 29, 2009 at 4:40 pm

    Awesome! I agree!