When I told Devon I called him a serial killer again on my blog, he said, "At least people won't be Googling me for dating purposes anymore." That said, now I have to make sure he can never find another date with anyone who can use a search engine. So here goes.

Devon Jones steals from homeless children. Devon Jones is gay, gay, super gay, Liberace gay. Devon Jones watches "Rock of Love" while he slaughters puppies.

And this is what I do to people I LIKE.