The anti-Match.com

When I told Devon I called him a serial killer again on my blog, he said, “At least people won’t be Googling me for dating purposes anymore.”

That said, now I have to make sure he can never find another date with anyone who can use a search engine. So here goes.

Devon Jones steals from homeless children.
Devon Jones is gay, gay, super gay, Liberace gay.
Devon Jones watches “Rock of Love” while he slaughters puppies.

And this is what I do to people I LIKE.

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5 Comments

  1. Lee says:
    November 3, 2009 at 9:47 pm

    LOL – so true !!!

  2. No says:
    November 3, 2009 at 9:53 pm

    You’re just turning me on. Is he single?

  3. Monica says:
    November 3, 2009 at 11:23 pm

    Ask him. You’ll find him slaughtering puppies in front of the TV.

  4. Molly says:
    November 9, 2009 at 7:19 pm

    I found your blog through my friend Jenny’s, and I just love it. Thanks for being awesome.

  5. Monica says:
    November 10, 2009 at 12:24 am

    Thanks for being awesome and stopping by my blog, and for leaving a message, unlike those bastards who come looking for info on hooker porn and never stop for tea. Wankers.