Facebook needs to back out of my bizness

Listen, Facebook, I don't care what my mother told you to do before she died: I don't need to hear your shit about my biological clock. I'm not even trying to have a baby, so I don't need "fertility coaching." I call my birth-control pills "baby bombs" for a reason. Besides, the phrase "fertility coaching" is just bizarre. Like I really need some strange dude standing next to me while I'm having sex, telling me I'm doin' it wrong.