Spankings for everybody!

Me: I’m going to spank you.

Devon: Why?

Me: You’re such a dude. We have an empty laundry basket in the closet and an empty laundry bag 3 feet away from it. Where are all your dirty clothes? On the floor between them.

Devon: Well, I got the right room.

Me: That’s like me shitting in the shower and saying it’s OK because I got the right room.

Devon: Who shits in the shower? Your metaphor is weird.

Me: It’s a simile.

Devon: You’re right. But a metaphor is like a simile.

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4 Comments

  1. A.J. says:
    November 17, 2009 at 6:14 pm

    Monica, It’s a guy thing. It falls under the the heading of; close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades, we can now add laundry hampers to the ruling.

  2. Monica says:
    November 17, 2009 at 6:24 pm

    He’s hitting the floor with 100% accuracy, though.

  3. A.J. says:
    November 17, 2009 at 6:28 pm

    It’s the little things that count, Serenity Now …. Serenity Now…

  4. Jessica says:
    November 17, 2009 at 7:51 pm

    At least he *does* get it in the right room. Mine leaves wet towels ON THE BED (WTF? WHY?) and drapes dirty underwear over a chair. THE HELL??