Lame like Vanilla Ice

Either I need to start working out again, Devon is the Nerd Commander or both.

Over the weekend, I made vanilla ice cream — the best vanilla ice cream you’ve never had, by the way. It was creamy, thanks to one part whole milk to two parts heavy cream and five eggs, blended into a sweet vanilla custard that was left overnight to chill before I mixed it into ice cream. And it tastes like real vanilla, not crappy vanilla flavoring. But I digress.

I had just gotten out of the shower when the ice cream finished mixing, so I dropped my towel to scrape it out. Of course, I needed a taste-tester. For some people, this is the start of a lame porn flick, but my version was produced by NERDoVision, where the dude is playing World of Warcraft with his peeps. So I ended up naked and feeding Devon ice cream while he complained through his headset about his lousy DPS. You win this round, Elite Boss Nerdloc.

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  2. Devon Jones says:
    May 18, 2010 at 4:26 pm

    In my defense, I was also hideously sick at the time.

  3. Monica says:
    May 18, 2010 at 4:36 pm

    Not too sick to run an instance.

  4. Morgan says:
    May 18, 2010 at 10:19 pm

    Man Devon, i am just…. so disappointed in you. Is the honeymoon over already? Huh?!? Huh!?!

  5. Misty says:
    May 18, 2010 at 11:11 pm

    As a woman who has been in that situation before I can only say this:

    Trust me it’s not you and one of the reasons he loves you is your willingness to feed him ice cream naked while he plays WOW. In fact, his geek cred just skyrocketed because he married a woman who will feed him homemade ice cream butt naked while he runs instance.

    You are a rockstar geek wife.

  6. Salsa says:
    May 18, 2010 at 11:43 pm

    Holy crap, M. When did you marry a gay nerd? Or is his equipment simply DOS in a sexy UNIX scenario? WoW over woman? I want to punch a priest with your husband’s hollowed skull just thinking about this.

    Hey, gay nerd, give me your effing man card because you have failed the SATs of newlywedding! I’m too disgusted to even considering man-raping you.

  7. TDAWG says:
    May 19, 2010 at 10:07 am

    AHAHAHAHAH!! Naked nerds fighting about WOW and ice cream. Priceless. ANd dude, seriously, if yer wife is naked, you need to put the controller down. Specially since she’s got a hot bod. Seriously. Tap that ass. Tee hee. Oh yeah, hippies. That is all!