I Googled “Dirty Hooker” just to see what came up (and did it at work, since I apparently hate gainful employment), and I was pleased to see that I was the second hit, right after Drinksmixer.com’s recipe for a Dirty Hooker. It looks really fruity and gross, but I’ll have to check it out when we finally finish off the wine and beer we had leftover from the wedding party.
Urban Dictionary’s entry was third. The first definition: one who is not only a hooker, but is dirty.
Thanks, Urban Dictionary. You’re the bestest.
Also, check out my eHow article on making a small bathroom more inviting. They paid me 15 whole dollars for this.
I’d hang out in any small bathroom a bit longer, if they me served Dirty Hookers in there.
I’ll have to add that to any future articles on small bathrooms I may do.