Critical hit to keyboard

It turns out my laptop's keyboard likes honey vodka a lot less than I do, which is why I'm abusing office technology and posting this at work. My laptop will be gone for about two weeks, which means no WoW, no Facebook and no midget porn. I'm taking votes as to what to do with my time. I'm sure laundry will be part of the deal. Tonight, I'll be taking a belly dancing class. Gotta work off the honey vodka somehow.

Place your votes now!