It's like Amazon doesn't even know me

I was flipping through Amazon's recommendations, as I sometimes do, and right between "The Vegan Scoop: 150 Recipes for Dairy-Free Ice Cream that Tastes Better than the 'Real' Thing" and "Fallout: New Vegas" was the Fisher-Price Corn Popper Push Toy. Those pushy motherfuckers at Amazon aren't being subtle at all.

Besides the fact that Devon would look pretty stupid pushing this around the living room, this is definitely the kind of toy I would "accidentally" break on any hypothetical child I had. Lots of tiny plastic balls making lots of noise. Hell to the no.