One day down and no one else has died

But casket shopping is some freaky shit, y'all. I know they're just boxes for storing dead people, and there are no dead people in them in the showroom, but there's something not right about touring a room full of them like a contestant on old-school Wheel of Fortune. And now I wonder how it would impact sales if they rented dead people for the showroom. I am going to hell. Also, charging people $7,o0o for a casket is obscene. We did not pay that. I am not crazy enough to buy a high-end dead-person container, but I can see how grieving people might be manipulated into doing that.

Headed back to the funeral home today to bring clothes and paperwork. Dad's getting an honor guard at the burial, which would have pleased the hell out of him.