Curves for kitties

OK, y'all, I need your help again. Devon and I are doing a little redecorating, and we replaced the couch with a futon that takes up less space and can be cleaned more easily, thus reducing the odds that the cats' dander will form its own militia and take out Devon's respiratory system. This is good, right?

We are also talking about getting rid of the big, worn chair that went with the couch. We could replace it with another chair,  but the truth is, none of you visits us anyway, and we have seriously limited floor space. So a second option is just leaving some empty space.

I know. Empty space in OUR apartment. Call me a motherfuckin' dreamer.

Option #3: KITTY DISCO, BABY!

Cats have needs, too

This is so awesome I can't even stand it. Sadly, Devon feels the same way. I don't know why he doesn't love our cats enough to get this for them. It will keep our cats fit and trim, and it's an amazing work of art all on its own. I know I want this to be the first thing I see when I walk through the door.

Devon is clearly no fun at all. Try and convince him otherwise, OK?

P.S. If you're having a seizure and decide to buy this for yourself, clicking on the link there gets me a small percentage.