We were coming home from Maker Faire when I was planning my menu for the week out loud. I mentioned I was making baked acorn squash and hot dogs with homemade rolls. A death wish is my only explanation for why he pulled a face and complained about hot dogs being made of lips and assholes. I told him at least they were organic hot dogs, and he said, "Organic lips and assholes." The fact that there was also going to be baked squash and homemade bread seemed to elude him. Devon's lucky I have a slow burn. Someone will say something, and then three days later I'll realize I'm angry, at which point it's pretty stupid to say, "Hey remember that thing you said three days ago? DIE!"
At any rate, lips and assholes are pretty tasty with salsa.