This cat is an asshole

She's a pretty asshole, but still an asshole.

Devon had to chuck his old desk chair because he kept getting a pee bath every morning when he sat down on it. He used a wooden chair for a while with no issues, so he assumed the problem was solved.

You know what happens when you assume.

We can speculate on why she pees on the leather chairs but not the other ones, but cat logic is for cats, so I'll just say it's pissing us off. Ha! Pissing us off!

The string of profanity that emerged from Devon this morning was impressive and passionate. We have since covered the chair in bags in hopes of warding off the Pee-inator.

Asshole.