Smacking your bitch up could be legal in Topeka, Kansas

Holy shit, this makes me so angry I want to stab myself in the face. Short version: The Topeka, Kansas city council is considering decriminalizing domestic battery to save money.

My brain just broke. Seriously, it cracked wide fucking open, and there is gray matter all over the goddamn floor. If I lived in Topeka, Devon could kick my ass for getting brains all over the hardwood, I guess. Fortunately, he's too tired to pound more than a beer when he gets home.

I'm so pissed that I made a new tag just for this: Things that make me want to stab myself in the face. I think I'll be using it a lot.

Topeka, if you're going to decriminalize something, make it pot-smoking. I bet you'd have a lot fewer domestic assaults to prosecute, too, if people could just smoke some weed every once in awhile.