I promise, I asked Devon for permission to blog this

As Devon and I were getting ready for bed: Devon: Losing all this weight means I can see my penis better. Me: Umm...that's awesome! Go you!

See, I'm not the only one who says weird things. I try to be supportive, both of weight loss and of saying weird things.

Just in case I'm giving you the wrong impression, it's not like Jabba the Jones was drowning in his own blubber or anything. I don't notice a difference. But I suppose he's the expert on the subject.

The subject being his penis, in case that wasn't clear.