"Honey, you are really random sometimes"

I heard these words coming from the bathroom and thought Devon had found my cell phone battery next to a tampon again, but no. He found this lonely little M&M next to the light switch. M&M next to light switchThis is what happens when a dude buys $50 worth of M&M's, leaves them home for two days and expects me to exercise self control.

I considered leaving it there. You know, in case I get locked in the bathroom for days and run out of cat food. But in the end, that M&M never had a chance.