Men are from mars, women are from -- ARRGH! BLOOD! SO MUCH BLOOD!

You'd think a DIY nerd like Devon would appreciate a woman's love of a good projectile-hurling death machine. With a laser sight. But noooooo. Devon:  What the fuck does a wrist mounted crossbow need with a LASER? Me:  Why DOESN'T a wrist-mounted crossbow need a laser? Devon:  It doesn't even hit where the laser is. Me:  Who gives a shit? It's a WRIST-MOUNTED CROSSBOW. It doesn't need to take your crap.

Sigh. He just doesn't understand my needs.


This shit is cool. Trust me:

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