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Devon and I were drifting off to the sounds of the forest at night thanks to the sound machine we bought way back when Fitz spent most of her waking hours licking herself. And by that I mean a peaceful forest at night, with crickets and a babbling brook, not horny chimps fighting over poontang. Me: I like this one. It's nice. Relaxing. Devon: It would be good for gaming. Me: Yeah, for the forest scenes. Right before a kobold rapes your face. Devon: <silence> Me: You know how it is. You're just wandering thought the forest, all "la la la la," and then kobolds come out of nowhere and rape your face. It happens a lot. Devon: I think you shouldn't talk anymore.

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