Their shit is also magically delicious! For a while, Devon couldn't stop talking about the wonders of Colorado. The air is cleaner! There's more space! Housing is cheaper! Leprechauns wash your windows for free! It was getting pretty ridiculous, so at one point I said, "I know, I know. Colorado is a magical land where unicorns fart rainbows." Now I can have unicorn shit, too. Awesome.