Jay-Z promises to hold on to bitch

Jay-Z Well, that's a relief. Here we are, with wars raging, pollution wrecking our environment and me not getting nearly enough cheese, but at least we don't have to worry about Jay-Z abandoning the b-word. Which I assume is bitch, because it would be really strange to stop saying "breakfast" or "bocci."

I'm glad I'm not famous. More importantly, I'm glad I'm not famous enough that anyone would care if I stopped saying bitch. I don't even know what I would do if I had to stop saying bitch. I couldn't say things like, "Bitch, please," and "Wassup, bitches?" and "I'm gonna cut a bitch."

It's clear I couldn't function.

So good on you, Jay-Z, for sticking with such a versatile word. Don't let those bitches tell you what to do.