The druids are not happy about this

Summary: 26-year-old tweaker chick (who looks like a hard-living 53-year-old man) accidentally burns down 3,500-year-old tree. In Florida, of course. Sarah Barnes: "I can't believe I burned down a tree older than Jesus." Meth addict

There are two lessons to be learned from this:

1) Don't be a moron with fire around trees, ancient or otherwise. 2) Don't do meth. Seriously, if the health concerns aren't enough to scare you off, think about what a normal 26-year-old looks like, and then look at this woman. Marijuana is easily available, people.