For Christmas two years ago, I got Devon bacon-themed gifts: bacon mayo, bacon lip balm, bacon jelly beans, etc. Most of this stuff was terrible, except for the jelly beans. They tasted awful, but it was awesome watching the look on people's faces when they pounded a handful. Priceless. Also, I'm an asshole.
Craft magazine has a technique for cooking bacon (real bacon) in the oven, preventing the grease splatters and burns that come with making it on the stovetop. Anything that makes it easier for me to get bacon is a good idea.