"Fairy crutches are bullshit"

So says Rick Santorum. Sort of. If you haven't seen Bad Lip Reading, you need to correct that problem.

If Santorum were really this cool, I would vote for him. Because fairy crutches ARE bullshit, and someone needs to do something about them. Someone like Rick Santorum. If you can fly, you don't need crutches, especially when gimpy gnomes might need them. It's just selfish, and selfishness makes Jesus a crankypants.

This video shows that Santorum is not the intolerant douche weasel he seems to be. As he says, "Diarrhea is OK" and "We ALL homosexual."

A vote for Rick Santorum is a vote for underwear skitters.