Doesn't everyone have a shield made out of babies?

So I was tooling around in World of Warcraft's Western Plaguelands in my never-ending quest for Loremaster (which I'll probably get three days before everyone at Blizzard dies of dysentery), and I ran across this. Human baby shield

You can't see it from this angle, but she's wielding a rolling pin in her right hand. That shit better be gemmed or something, because it's not much of a weapon. You'd think a chick who figured out how to Velcro her creepy-ass baby to a shield could muster up something more deadly. Maybe she's fighting them off with the power of her crazy, like homeless people who talk to their knees. Maybe the sight of a freakish-looking baby swathed in human skin is enough to keep the forces of evil at bay.

I can't believe the undead are supposed to be the bad guys here.


If you want to see for yourself, it's in the Northridge Lumber Mill area, where you have to mount a horse (in a purely platonic sense) and drive all the spiders toward the soldiers so they can kill them, never mind that at level 85, I could kill these spiders by telling yo momma jokes. (Spiders are known for being sensitive.)