Doesn't everyone have a shield made out of babies?

So I was tooling around in World of Warcraft's Western Plaguelands in my never-ending quest for Loremaster (which I'll probably get three days before everyone at Blizzard dies of dysentery), and I ran across this. Human baby shield

You can't see it from this angle, but she's wielding a rolling pin in her right hand. That shit better be gemmed or something, because it's not much of a weapon. You'd think a chick who figured out how to Velcro her creepy-ass baby to a shield could muster up something more deadly. Maybe she's fighting them off with the power of her crazy, like homeless people who talk to their knees. Maybe the sight of a freakish-looking baby swathed in human skin is enough to keep the forces of evil at bay.

I can't believe the undead are supposed to be the bad guys here.

Skeleton

If you want to see for yourself, it's in the Northridge Lumber Mill area, where you have to mount a horse (in a purely platonic sense) and drive all the spiders toward the soldiers so they can kill them, never mind that at level 85, I could kill these spiders by telling yo momma jokes. (Spiders are known for being sensitive.)