The Colbert Report nailed Santorum in a non-frothy way for his outright lie about California colleges not offering history classes.
It’s like kicking a dead rat now that Romney has for all practical purposes locked up the Republican nomination, but when I Googled “frothy” the other day, Santorum was hit No. 5. His impact on Google search terms will long outlive his political career, at least.
And here’s a backhanded but sincere compliment to Republican primary voters: From a sea of batshit crazy, awful and possibly evil candidates, you picked the least awful option. There’s hope for your party yet. Congratulations.
This would be funny if it wasn’t so bizarre. And people are voting for this guy? I feel like I woke up on a different planet when these primaries began, now I’m certain some sort of rip in the fabric of space time has shifted me to another dimension. So all I can say is, bleep bloop gubbatorp? Take me too your leader!