Because THEY WILL KILL YOU!
Or they’ll just shatter into a million harmless pieces like safety glass is supposed to and everyone walks away a bit stunned but unharmed.
Either way.
Consider this part 2 of an indefinite series in which I prove to Google that it’s not the boss of me. Subject: Violence. Sometimes a revolving door gotta die.
I’m not entirely clear on what’s happening here. It looks like someone is trying to come in the wrong way. I like how the person on the other side of the door just walks away like this never happened. Stay classy, door killer.
Check out Freak Accidents for more — you guessed it — freak accidents. You ghoul.
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