I buy some knee pads to make cleaning the bathtub more comfortable and everyone’s a comedian. It’s like these people know me or something.
Me: I bought knee pads. Not for dirty reasons.
Misty: I don’t believe you.
Me: OK, not only for dirty reasons.
And from Devon: There’s something sexy about a woman who buys her own knee pads.
I’m surrounded by perverts. This is gonna work out just fine.