Can't a woman buy knee pads around here?

I buy some knee pads to make cleaning the bathtub more comfortable and everyone's a comedian. It's like these people know me or something. Me: I bought knee pads. Not for dirty reasons. Misty: I don't believe you. Me: OK, not only for dirty reasons.

And from Devon: There's something sexy about a woman who buys her own knee pads.

I'm surrounded by perverts. This is gonna work out just fine.