Am I fat enough to smother a grown man?

Devon: You're looking mighty pregnant. France called. They want their Venus of Willendorf back.Me: I knew we should have just watched TV that night. Devon: I'm probably one of the only people to make a Venus of Willendorf joke. Me: By the way, the Venus of Willendorf is from Austria. Devon: I'm still pretty pleased with myself for making the joke. Me: Yes. I'm very proud of you.