I came across Zeebly's Social Me on Facebook and took the bait. It analyses your Facebook status updates and tells you about yourself. It's kind of like those quizzes in Teen Beat magazine that would tell you which New Kid on the Block you should marry based on your favorite ice cream and how often you changed your underwear. (BTW, it's over between us, Jon Knight. You never returned my telepathic messages.) Apparently, I use less punctuation and longer words than about 93% of Facebook users, which is weird, because it's not like I'm rocking the SAT words in my status updates, so the rest of Facebook must be using pictographs or something.