Gamer chat logs of the rich and famous

Donna: Can we play "Kill the Jedi" tomorrow?
Me: Indeed. Jedi MUST DIE!
Donna: They've been safe for, like, 4 weeks. They've had time to build up their goody-two-shoe battle plan. 
Me: We'll have to kill four times as many. 
Donna: They must be squished! Peace is a lie! There is only passion!
Me: And cake. There is also cake. 
Donna: More cake than anyone could eat, 'cause that's just how we roll in the Sith Empire. 
Me: The Jedi are all, "Cake in moderation! Moderation!" While they are moderating, we are eating their cake. 
Donna: Pussies.