About

I was born in a barn and raised by wolves before setting out for the wild world of Catholic school, where I learned to use a fork properly and be pretty neutral about Jesus. It was probably the best anyone could hope for.

I’m now a freelance editor, writer and crafter. That means I’m selling hair samples to the highest bidder.

Hey, it’s a living.

E-mail me at the.tuch@gmail.com.

2 Responses to 'About'

  1. Desertbell says:

    I just saw your comment on The Bloggess’ site and I wanted to tell you that, not only did you make me laugh my ass off, but you made me feel a hell of a lot better about other stuff, too. My grandfather just died after a short illness, and “he’s in a better place now” was one of the big things people kept saying.

    Thanks. :)

  2. Monica says:

    Thanks. People said that when my parents died, too. It never really helps.

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