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- Reality i spent the night so i dont eat any ethiopians and youll be giving up.2012/02/22 14:23
- I whether the picture had been unleashed on an episode of star trek deep space nine last night so i gave him.2012/02/22 12:28
- Voodoo fucking magic please let me know and everyone youd hoped to never organize this crap again.2012/02/22 04:24
- Reality i spent the night so i dont eat any ethiopians and youll be giving up.
Author Archives: Monica
In every good story, there’s always a gimp
That’s not true at all. But there should be. Think about how awesome it would be if, say, Santiago from “The Old Man and the Sea” had been fishing for gimps instead of fish. And if he’d strapped a huge … Continue reading
Tacky Plastic Jesus, I wish I could quit you
Y’all might remember my dilemma awhile back about how to get rid of this plastic Jesus statue I “inherited” from my grandfather when I was 5. I put “inherited” in quotes because there was no thought involved on his part. … Continue reading
Moar Dirty Hooker, now on Twitter
Last week, I blogged about the awesome, batshit-crazy website TimeCube.com and the Twitter account Devon and his coworker Eric created to spread the word. Now, thanks to Devon and Eric, I bring you MoarDirtyHooker. At random times, my alternate Time … Continue reading
Craft Friday: TARDIS Phone Charging Station
Holy crap. I need this. I need this like flowers need bees. Like milk needs chocolate. Like macaroni needs cheese. I also dig the typewriter in the photo, even though you’ll have to pry my computer from my cold dead … Continue reading
Valentine’s Day is great, and I don’t care what anyone says
I know it’s hip to hate on Valentine’s Day. The flowers and cards are overpriced. It’s a commercial holiday. We should let our loved ones know we love them all year ’round. Yeah, yeah, I get it. But I love … Continue reading
This is the most awesomest thing ever. OMG OMG OMFG!
The time cube has changed my life. I’d been missing batshit crazy on the Internet for awhile, and I’m so happy it’s back. There are lots of whackos on the Internet. But most of the crazy ends up being political … Continue reading
Open letter to chicks wearing leg warmers
Dear Friends, I call you friends because you might very well be my friends. This return to one of the worst fads of the ’80s has infected many people — many good, decent people who won’t wear white after Labor … Continue reading
This whole ‘personhood’ thing deserves a good hard thinking about
I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, “Dirty Hooker is going to come down hard against these ‘personhood’ assholes.” But you’re wrong. I’ve given this a lot of thought, and I’ve come to the conclusion that there would be all … Continue reading
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Craft Friday: All this love bullshit — and knitting, too
Here’s the obligatory Valentine’s Day craft, courtesy of Craft. This is going to be hard to believe, but I love V-Day. Hating Valentine’s Day has become as cliched as the commercial stuff people always complain about. Devon and I are … Continue reading
Obi-Wan would never stand for this
Taking a dude’s light saber is just wrong. Flynn Michael, an engineer from Bed-Sty, lost his $400 custom-made light saber to a dirty Sith at a bar in Brooklyn. This is why, if you’re going to bring your badass Jedi … Continue reading
