Author Archives: Monica Jones
I’m just the kind of saucebox who punches people in the feet
This conversation happened as a result of me shattering a glass pot lid good and hard. By accident. Gravity’s a bitch. How we got to me being a slut is irrelevant. Me: You think I’m some common slut, don’t you. … Continue reading
The Black Death wasn’t really black. It was sort of a muddled gray.
I’m reading Doomsday Book, which I’ve been reading on and off for about a year, and I need to talk to someone before I stab myself in the face. The reason it’s taken me a year to read this book … Continue reading
DIY Friday: Math sweater
If you’re worried that your kid isn’t getting enough of an ass-kicking at school, buy him or her this math sweater. For when your kid needs a +10 to his nerd roll.
