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	<title>Dirty Hooker &#187; Crafts</title>
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		<title>Crafts: Love and frogs, frogs and love</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 17:08:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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Above are Valentine&#8217;s Day cards from the last couple of years. I&#8217;ll post this year&#8217;s V-Day card on Feb. 14th. Love is in the air and all that crap.
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		<title>Crafts: Bath salts</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 13:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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I made these bath salts as Christmas gifts. Add a few drops of red dye to a cup full of salt, then strawberry scent until you&#8217;re satisfied. This reminds me of the Strawberry Shortcake dolls from my misspent youth. They redesigned them, and now they&#8217;re all lame. Leave my childhood toys alone, faceless minions of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Craft: Bowlful of WTF?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:00:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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Honestly, this bowl kind of freaks me out. I don&#8217;t know what I was thinking. It&#8217;s like the purple eye in the center is staring at me, telling me to do terrible things. This is the inside of the bowl, so, from the outside, the colors are a bit more transluscent.
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		<title>Craft: Dirty Hookers wear clean clothes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 13:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Making this laundry detergent reminded me of running my hands through beach sand, without the danger of getting it stuck in my underwear. Use a wooden or plastic spoon if you don&#8217;t want to get your hands dusty.
For an ordinary load of laundry, use 1/8 cup per load. You can use any plain, nonscented soap. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Craft: Bowl-ing for flowers</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/11/06/bowl-ing-for-flowers</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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With this bowl, I was in the mood for something cartoony and fun.
With black acrylic paint, draw the outline of the flowers, and use green for the vines. Let the paint dry for a few hours or overnight. Paint the inside of the flowers whatever colors you like. Let dry for a few hours or [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Crafts: Beholder pumpkin sez hai</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/10/30/beholder-pumpkin-sez-hai</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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I made this pumpkin last Halloween, but sadly, I got to enjoy it for only a week before it rotted, because I&#8217;m a supreme retard. I didn&#8217;t realize that drilling holes in the pumpkin for the pipe cleaners without emptying the guts of the pumpkin first = quick-acting rot.
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