Dirty Hooker

Honestly, this bowl kind of freaks me out. I don’t know what I was thinking. It’s like the purple eye in the center is staring at me, telling me to do terrible things. This is the inside of the bowl, so, from the outside, the colors are a bit more transluscent.

With this bowl, I was in the mood for something cartoony and fun.

With black acrylic paint, draw the outline of the flowers, and use green for the vines. Let the paint dry for a few hours or overnight. Paint the inside of the flowers whatever colors you like. Let dry for a few hours or overnight. Paint inner circles yellow. Let the whole thing cure for a week before using.

Handwash only.

I made this pumpkin last Halloween, but sadly, I got to enjoy it for only a week before it rotted, because I’m a supreme retard. I didn’t realize that drilling holes in the pumpkin for the pipe cleaners without emptying the guts of the pumpkin first = quick-acting rot.