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Madonna flashes me back to the ’80s during the halftime show
The Super Bowl halftime show reminded me of why I loved the ’80s. First, there was Madonna. I don’t know whether she and Lady Gaga actually have that much in common besides both being attention whores, since I prefer to … Continue reading
Craft Friday: Show other people the money
Need a use for all those pennies that never make it to the bank? Check this out. The same thing can be done with boxes and other flat surfaces.
Florida to poor: Lay off the chips, you poor fatties
At first glance, this Florida bill prohibiting people from buying “nonstaple, unhealthy” foods using food stamps seems like a good idea. Poor people shouldn’t be using taxpayer money to buy foods that are going to kill them when other public … Continue reading
Star Wars isn’t sexist. It’s racist against people with long, blue head tails.
This blog entry from E.D. Kain from Forbes is evidence not of sexism, but of why people need to take a deep breath and stop seeing isms everywhere. Summary: His stance is that Star Wars the Old Republic is sexist … Continue reading
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I’ve gone ginger!
It’s super red when it’s straight, and I cut off 2 inches. I’m inclined to let it go curly, since this is what it wants to do anyway. My friend Dan tells me redheads are nothing but trouble, so you … Continue reading
I would have brought a keg, but that might have seemed rude
My friend Saul and I visited the cemetery last Monday to note Dad’s one-year deathaversary. When we visit mom, we hang out under a nearby tree for several hours and make a picnic of it. But Dad was really inconsiderate … Continue reading
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Jay-Z promises to hold on to bitch
Well, that’s a relief. Here we are, with wars raging, pollution wrecking our environment and me not getting nearly enough cheese, but at least we don’t have to worry about Jay-Z abandoning the b-word. Which I assume is bitch, because … Continue reading
This blog entry isn’t real
Instead of a real blog entry, I will be participating in the Internet blackout today in protest of SOPA and and PIPA. For more information, click this link. Don’t let ass clowns make the Internet lame.
You totally need this. Totally.
If you’re an alcoholic, that is. This multivitamin claims to support liver health and other crap that might keep you from keeling over when your liver finally stiffens into a decrepit paperweight. I have no idea whether that’s true. I’ll … Continue reading
The Force watches you masturbate
My friend Donna and I were playing SWTOR and we decided to name The Force “Ceiling Cat.” It started with a discussion of the powerful nature of The Force and how it intervenes in your life, at least according to … Continue reading
