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Craft Friday: Unicorns don’t just fart rainbows
Their shit is also magically delicious! For a while, Devon couldn’t stop talking about the wonders of Colorado. The air is cleaner! There’s more space! Housing is cheaper! Leprechauns wash your windows for free! It was getting pretty ridiculous, so … Continue reading
Good news and some not so good news
I’m getting a tablet! It’s gonna be awesome! It’s coming soon! I’m running out of exclamation points (also known as exclamation marks, bangs and dembangers, in case you were wondering, and I know you were)! Devon won’t tell me what … Continue reading
I finally drank the Jedi Kool-Aid
Yes, I’m playing Star Wars The Old Republic. So far I’m fairly impressed, although my toon is still in newbie land, so there’s a lot more to see before I decide whether it’s going to be my new boyfriend. I … Continue reading
Abstaining from alcohol is bullshit
I’ve got a bone to pick with all my friends who don’t drink booze. Every year, Devon and I like to give the gift of liver disease. Last year we made homemade limoncello. This year it was hot-buttered rum mix … Continue reading
Midtown just doesn’t have assless chaps and rainbow ties
Devon and I noted this sad reality as we walked through the village, which, Devon said, has been able to maintain an air of seediness without being dangerous. The ratio of sex shops to Starbucks is also unusual, with Starbucks … Continue reading
Who the hell thinks this shit is fun?
I somehow missed a mainstream sense of fun. When God was installing the mechanism for laughing at The Three Stooges, I was in line for mustard-covered cinnamon toast. Maybe some of you can explain why the following shit is fun, … Continue reading
It’s probably a good thing Devon didn’t kill me
Don’t tell him I said that. I don’t want him getting a puffed up head, thinking he’s right ALL the time. I’m sure he’d never think to read my blog. My day in court ended well. In short, my brother … Continue reading
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I’m a holiday whiny-pants
Christmas made me a sad panda, but not for the reasons you think. I’m actually pretty OK with Mom and Dad being gone. Time is like that, and I have lots of awesome people in my life. What made me … Continue reading
The story of how Continental Airlines almost stole Christmas
Everyone who knows me in real life knows about our travel debacle, because I couldn’t shut the fuck up about it this week. The short version is that Continental tied us to a pole, poured honey over our naked bodies … Continue reading
Craft Friday: Wine bottle lights
I’ve seen this project in a few places and I keep meaning to try it. The Flying Spaghetti Monster knows I have enough empty wine bottles lying around. I’m surprised the lady who rifles through our garbage hasn’t staged an … Continue reading
