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People who long to be 20 again are crack smokers
I was in the holiday spirit and thinking on all the things I am grateful for, and I stumbled upon one old memory that made me grateful I’m not 20 years old anymore. True story: I went to Great Adventure … Continue reading
Not everyone can handle how awesome I am
Devon and I were drifting off to the sounds of the forest at night thanks to the sound machine we bought way back when Fitz spent most of her waking hours licking herself. And by that I mean a peaceful … Continue reading
Craft Friday: Double yoke egg magnet
Hungry now. This magnet is available from Scarf it Down on Etsy. I linked to a shrimp scampi scarf from this shop a few days ago. I’m not sure I’m eccentric enough to walk around in that scarf, but this … Continue reading
Hot chicks with problems. This is my sad face. :(
Devon and I were watching “Bridesmaids,” and it was so bad I had to walk away and listen from another room. As Devon noted, I have a problem with displaced embarrassment. I can’t groove on movies where I’m expected to … Continue reading
1 percenter fails history AND current events
What bothers me the most is not that this guy is a douche rag. Lots of people, rich and poor, are douche rags. It’s that I found a bunch of exceptional Americans in the 99 percent with some 5-minute Wikipedia-fu. … Continue reading
I’m not ‘adopted.’ I’m a ‘gently used human from a third-party uterus.’
I say “retard” a lot. It’s not PC, and that’s sad. Not sad to me, of course, but sad to people who wish I wouldn’t say “retard.” It’s the euphemism treadmill – where words that had perfectly acceptable meanings become insults, to be … Continue reading
‘Tis the season for bitching about abundance
If you’re the kind of person who complains about shoving too much pumpkin pie into your pie hole, I respectfully beg you to knock it the fuck off. If there was ever a first-world problem, it’s this one. The Huffington … Continue reading
One of those mushy holiday posts that makes people want to stab themselves in the face with a turkey leg
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! This is a list of shit I’m grateful for. I ended that sentence with a preposition because I’m out of control with holiday spirit. This is not an exhaustive list. I’m grateful for lots of stuff. But … Continue reading
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Men are from mars, women are from — ARRGH! BLOOD! SO MUCH BLOOD!
You’d think a DIY nerd like Devon would appreciate a woman’s love of a good projectile-hurling death machine. With a laser sight. But noooooo. Devon: What the fuck does a wrist mounted crossbow need with a LASER? Me: Why DOESN’T a wrist-mounted … Continue reading
When I was a kid, we didn’t have wi-fi. We plugged our shit into the wall and we liked it fine that way
I’m ambivalent about the fact that geekiness has gone mainstream. On one hand, people who like to pretend they’re vampires and gnomes don’t have to pay for sex anymore. Now we have hot chicks rolling a d6 and guys bragging … Continue reading
