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“Something from the state of California” lies to Rick Santorum, and Santorum pays it forward
The Colbert Report nailed Santorum in a non-frothy way for his outright lie about California colleges not offering history classes. It’s like kicking a dead rat now that Romney has for all practical purposes locked up the Republican nomination, but … Continue reading
The Bronx Zoo is a little bit awesome and a little bit bullshit
First the bullshit: The Bronx Zoo really, really wants you to spring for the all-inclusive package, which doesn’t include the camel rides, as you can see in the fine print, so it should be, “Total Experience Minus the Camel Rides.” … Continue reading
The No. 1 cause of divorce is math. I just made that up. Maybe because my math is bad.
Lately, the most I see of Devon is the back of his head. He decided working 70 hours a week wasn’t enough, so he’s taking four online classes, one of them a graduate-level class. He agreed to drop one of … Continue reading
