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		<title>TMI in da house</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/03/06/tmi-in-da-house</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 01:56:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My gift to myself for my 32nd birthday was an IUD. Being reasonably sure there will be no surprise babies  is the gift that keeps on giving, because surprise babies are like ninjas. One day you&#8217;re just minding your own business, and the next you&#8217;re all, &#8220;Oh, hi there, surprise baby. Did the doorman let [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The homecoming that sucked</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/02/24/the-homecoming-that-sucked</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 22:18:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Dirtbag Who Broke Into the House of an 88-Year-Old Man with Alzheimer’s:
I hope whatever parts dangle from your body whither and die. I have no idea what you were looking for in the mess you scattered across two rooms, but I sincerely hope it was gonorrhea and that you found it. As far as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I apologize in advance</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/02/20/i-apologize-in-advance</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 00:39:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Devon and I were chillin&#8217; in the living room, Devon playing a video game and me not playing a video game, since I&#8217;ve given up World of Warcraft for Lent. (I&#8217;m a recovering Catholic, so there&#8217;s no reason I need to observe Lent except that I want to.) We flipped on the TV for Dad, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>Wake-up call from Chase Bank</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/02/13/wake-up-call-from-chase-bank</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 20:30:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A conversation about Dad&#8217;s bank account that I had with a rep from Chase at 8:30 this morning, three seconds after being  jolted awake by the phone:
Chase guy: I would like to speak to yadda yadda about his account.
Me: Yadda has dementia and is deaf and doesn&#8217;t do well on the phone. Can I help [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Crafts: Love and frogs, frogs and love</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/02/11/crafts-love-and-frogs-frogs-and-love</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/02/11/crafts-love-and-frogs-frogs-and-love#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 17:08:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cards]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[





Above are Valentine&#8217;s Day cards from the last couple of years. I&#8217;ll post this year&#8217;s V-Day card on Feb. 14th. Love is in the air and all that crap.
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		<title>Why is it never promiscuous sons?</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/02/10/why-is-it-never-promiscuous-sons</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 23:00:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;It&#8217;s like living under a mountain with a dragon. Some years it&#8217;s your virgin daughter they take. Nothing personal.&#8221;
&#8211; Devon, after the City of New York towed his car
You know what I didn&#8217;t want to spend $800 on this month? The list is pretty damn long and includes spider anti-venom, but I most definitely didn&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>iPad: Not the Apple of my i</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/02/04/ipad-not-the-apple-of-my-i</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 13:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Apple,
I remember a time not that long ago when I was in love with you. You were so young and pretty. And I could drop my first love, the iBook, from a billion feet in the air with no damage. In geek parlance, I admired your constitution score.
Times have changed. With the release of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Crafts: Bath salts</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/02/03/crafts-bath-salts</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/02/03/crafts-bath-salts#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 13:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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I made these bath salts as Christmas gifts. Add a few drops of red dye to a cup full of salt, then strawberry scent until you&#8217;re satisfied. This reminds me of the Strawberry Shortcake dolls from my misspent youth. They redesigned them, and now they&#8217;re all lame. Leave my childhood toys alone, faceless minions of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Goddamn it, Fitz!</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/02/01/goddamn-it-fitz</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 15:49:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Devon and I awoke to a nasty surprise this morning in the form of a large pee stain in the middle of the bed. I know I didn&#8217;t do it, and I&#8217;m pretty sure he didn&#8217;t do it. Fitz was curled up on the bed as far from the pee as possible. Needless to say, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Want some more girl-nerd goodness?</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/01/29/want-some-more-girl-nerd-goodness</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/01/29/want-some-more-girl-nerd-goodness#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 17:19:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Episode 2 of Tyrannosaurus Regina has posted. Or be cool and subscribe through iTunes so you can get it automatically. This ep is about Facebook and what it has for real gamers. Bonus: Real-life uses for LARPing shoes.
If you like the show (or hate it and wish we&#8217;d stop), let us know in the comments [...]]]></description>
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