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One of those mushy holiday posts that makes people want to stab themselves in the face with a turkey leg
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! This is a list of shit I’m grateful for. I ended that sentence with a preposition because I’m out of control with holiday spirit. This is not an exhaustive list. I’m grateful for lots of stuff. But … Continue reading
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Men are from mars, women are from — ARRGH! BLOOD! SO MUCH BLOOD!
You’d think a DIY nerd like Devon would appreciate a woman’s love of a good projectile-hurling death machine. With a laser sight. But noooooo. Devon: What the fuck does a wrist mounted crossbow need with a LASER? Me: Why DOESN’T a wrist-mounted … Continue reading
My self-loathing is dead sexy
I wore these shoes. For realz. I put them on my feet and walked out of my apartment, to the subway and through Manhattan. I got about halfway to the subway before Devon was all, “You walk like a toddler … Continue reading
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This is a purely functional post and not funny at all
UPDATE: The Facebook plugin is buggy as hell, so I killed it. I may resurrect it if the developers fix the part that makes it eat comments. You might have noticed a few changes to this blog. Or maybe you’ve … Continue reading
I promise, I asked Devon for permission to blog this
As Devon and I were getting ready for bed: Devon: Losing all this weight means I can see my penis better. Me: Umm…that’s awesome! Go you! See, I’m not the only one who says weird things. I try to be … Continue reading
The blog post that never happened
So I was going to blog about the absolutely most disgusting, unromantic thing I have ever asked Devon to do for me, and then I reconsidered. Like, I want to tell you guys about it, but Devon said, “That falls … Continue reading
Awesome vs. less than awesome: A bear-fighting chick from Alaska vs. Eric Cantor
This woman is too awesome for my brain to cope with. My dog would have been bear food, because I would have run screaming like a girl. Smokey the Bear would never pull that shit, by the way. Smokey has … Continue reading
Aliens vs. Bloggers
Devon thinks the newly discovered gas-giant planet TrES-2b could be legitimate evidence of alien life, for reasons that even sorta make sense when he explains it. I THINK his explanation makes sense. All I know about Dyson Spheres I learned from … Continue reading
Fair warning to y’all
So it occurs to me that some of you may be getting the wrong idea. You see, every time a person or critter I love dies, I write a nice blog entry, saying lots of nice things, like what an … Continue reading
I finally broke down…
…and bought a hair dryer. I managed to get through three decades without one of my own, and my new hairstylist convinced me it was time. This came on the heels of me dying my hair red and whacking off … Continue reading
