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	<title>Dirty Hooker &#187; Blogging</title>
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		<title>You need to see this 8-mile-wide vagina</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/07/09/you-need-to-see-this-8-mile-wide-vagina</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 19:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Find it here. 
It&#8217;s my new favorite song, thanks to The Bloggess posting the link to it on her site. It&#8217;s embarrassing how much I heart her. I would tell her, but she might get wise to the surveillance equipment I have in her bathroom.
P.S.: Bloggess, if you&#8217;re reading this, your tile is getting a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t bash the &#8217;stache</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/03/19/dont-bash-the-stache</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/03/19/dont-bash-the-stache#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 19:19:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was reading a blog post about women with femstaches today and was reminded of my mother. Right before one of the last surgeries of her life, she asked me to shave her beard. (It&#8217;s one of those  things postmenopausal women don&#8217;t really talk about.) I laughed. She didn&#8217;t want the doctor who was about [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>I apologize in advance</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/02/20/i-apologize-in-advance</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 00:39:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Devon and I were chillin&#8217; in the living room, Devon playing a video game and me not playing a video game, since I&#8217;ve given up World of Warcraft for Lent. (I&#8217;m a recovering Catholic, so there&#8217;s no reason I need to observe Lent except that I want to.) We flipped on the TV for Dad, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>Print: BP is dropping</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/01/25/print-bp-is-dropping</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 20:26:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/?p=435</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This is hard to write considering I earn my paycheck from the profit fumes of the newspaper industry, but there comes a time in every adult’s life when she needs to suck up an unpleasant truth: Print is dead, and it ain’t coming back.
Print doesn’t know it’s dead yet. Its zombie corpse is still flailing [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Homeless, briefly</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/01/06/homeless-briefly</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/01/06/homeless-briefly#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 22:24:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/?p=398</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So last week I locked myself out of the apartment when I went downstairs to do laundry. I was stuck out in the hallway for 3-1/2 hours in my bare feet with nothing but a bucket of laundry detergent until Devon came home, because my pride wouldn&#8217;t let me use a neighbor&#8217;s phone to call [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>We are nerds, hear us roar</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/01/04/we-are-nerds-hear-us-roar</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 23:17:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re cruising for a new podcast, check out Tyrannosaurus Regina, where I and three other women talk about all things nerdy. You can find it on iTunes by doing a search for Tyrannosaurus Regina, or go directly to our site.
The site is a work in progress, as is the podcast, so suggestions are welcome.
Topic [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>How to score with (boy) nerds</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/12/11/how-to-score-with-boy-nerds</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 13:00:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I qualify “nerds” because there was a terrific post about scoring with female nerds at The Park Bench, which inspired this one. After speaking* with Devon, I put together this primer on dating male nerds.
Be interested in his obsession
And he WILL be obsessed with something, whether it’s Battlestar Galactica, forensic science or making chess pieces [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>How do spoiled brats do it?</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/11/30/how-do-spoiled-brats-do-it</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/11/30/how-do-spoiled-brats-do-it#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:34:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I must be the only chick in the world that people have to scam into accepting gifts.
Don&#8217;t get me wrong: I like stuff, especially nice stuff. But there&#8217;s something about expensive presents that makes me want to give them back and tell people to save their money for the inevitable apocalypse, when the cost of [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>The anti-Match.com</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/11/03/the-anti-match-com</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/11/03/the-anti-match-com#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:30:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I told Devon I called him a serial killer again on my blog, he said, &#8220;At least people won&#8217;t be Googling me for dating purposes anymore.&#8221;
That said, now I have to make sure he can never find another date with anyone who can use a search engine. So here goes.
Devon Jones steals from homeless [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>I am a capitalist dog</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/10/30/i-am-a-capitalist-dog</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/10/30/i-am-a-capitalist-dog#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:46:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You may have noticed the Reading List on the side of the page and the Amazon ads at the bottom or top of some pages. If you click on one of those ads or on the Reading List and buy something from Amazon, I get a small percentage of the sale price. I get the [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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