Posts Tagged ‘Blogging’

The anti-Match.com

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009

When I told Devon I called him a serial killer again on my blog, he said, “At least people won’t be Googling me for dating purposes anymore.”

That said, now I have to make sure he can never find another date with anyone who can use a search engine. So here goes.

Devon Jones steals from homeless children.
Devon Jones is gay, gay, super gay, Liberace gay.
Devon Jones watches “Rock of Love” while he slaughters puppies.

And this is what I do to people I LIKE.

I am a capitalist dog

Friday, October 30th, 2009

You may have noticed the Reading List on the side of the page and the Amazon ads at the bottom or top of some pages. If you click on one of those ads or on the Reading List and buy something from Amazon, I get a small percentage of the sale price. I get the referral fee even if you click to Amazon from DirtyHooker and buy something else.

The Reading List contains books I am currently reading or have just finished and think you might like. No pressure or anything.

I decided to become an Amazon Associate when I realized that one big difference between me and actual hookers is that they make money. I didn’t want to have to rename the site AGAIN to Dirty Slut.

A new day, a new blog

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009

Really, it’s the same old blog with a more colorful background. For now. I’ll be making improvements to include info about crafts and food, so stay tuned.

Why Dirty Hooker, you ask? According to Stitch ‘N Bitch Crochet: The Happy Hooker by  Debbie Stoller, one possible etymology of the word “hooker” dates back to the 1800s, when a lace manufacturer admitted that he expected his workers to whore themselves because he didn’t pay them a living wage.

There are other explanations, but this ain’t a blog about Civil War generals or pickpocketing.