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Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo…
It’s Devon’s birthday today. He’s 35, so if you see him, give him a big wet birthday smoochie. Be sure to use tongue. And he really does live in a zoo, one populated by two cats, a dog, a crazy … Continue reading
Comment moderation
The bad news: I’ve started getting an obnoxious amount of spam. From now on, I’ll need to approve your comment before it posts. The good news: We’ll need to do this only once. After that, you can post freely. As … Continue reading
You need to see this 8-mile-wide vagina
Find it here. It’s my new favorite song, thanks to The Bloggess posting the link to it on her site. It’s embarrassing how much I heart her. I would tell her, but she might get wise to the surveillance equipment … Continue reading
Don’t bash the ‘stache
I was reading a blog post about women with femstaches today and was reminded of my mother. Right before one of the last surgeries of her life, she asked me to shave her beard. (It’s one of those things postmenopausal … Continue reading
I apologize in advance
Devon and I were chillin’ in the living room, Devon playing a video game and me not playing a video game, since I’ve given up World of Warcraft for Lent. (I’m a recovering Catholic, so there’s no reason I need … Continue reading
Print: BP is dropping
This is hard to write considering I earn my paycheck from the profit fumes of the newspaper industry, but there comes a time in every adult’s life when she needs to suck up an unpleasant truth: Print is dead, and … Continue reading
Homeless, briefly
So last week I locked myself out of the apartment when I went downstairs to do laundry. I was stuck out in the hallway for 3-1/2 hours in my bare feet with nothing but a bucket of laundry detergent until … Continue reading
We are nerds, hear us roar
If you’re cruising for a new podcast, check out Tyrannosaurus Regina, where I and three other women talk about all things nerdy. You can find it on iTunes by doing a search for Tyrannosaurus Regina, or go directly to our … Continue reading
How to score with (boy) nerds
I qualify “nerds” because there was a terrific post about scoring with female nerds at The Park Bench, which inspired this one. After speaking* with Devon, I put together this primer on dating male nerds. Be interested in his obsession … Continue reading
How do spoiled brats do it?
I must be the only chick in the world that people have to scam into accepting gifts. Don’t get me wrong: I like stuff, especially nice stuff. But there’s something about expensive presents that makes me want to give them … Continue reading