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Tag Archives: Blogging
The blog post that never happened
So I was going to blog about the absolutely most disgusting, unromantic thing I have ever asked Devon to do for me, and then I reconsidered. Like, I want to tell you guys about it, but Devon said, “That falls … Continue reading
Awesome vs. less than awesome: A bear-fighting chick from Alaska vs. Eric Cantor
This woman is too awesome for my brain to cope with. My dog would have been bear food, because I would have run screaming like a girl. Smokey the Bear would never pull that shit, by the way. Smokey has … Continue reading
Aliens vs. Bloggers
Devon thinks the newly discovered gas-giant planet TrES-2bĀ could be legitimate evidence of alien life, for reasons that even sorta make sense when he explains it. I THINK his explanation makes sense. All I know about Dyson Spheres I learned from … Continue reading
