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	<title>Dirty Hooker &#187; Crafts</title>
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		<title>A book a week? Am I on crack?</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/12/02/a-book-a-week-am-i-on-crack</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:59:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Many have tried. Many have failed. But here I go: I am going to try to read one book a week. It shouldn&#8217;t be hard, in theory: Until I graduated from high school,  I sometimes read three books a day. Social awkwardness is made, not born, kids. But somewhere in adulthood, I got distracted by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Craft: Bowlful of WTF?</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/11/20/craft-bowlful-of-wtf</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:00:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Honestly, this bowl kind of freaks me out. I don&#8217;t know what I was thinking. It&#8217;s like the purple eye in the center is staring at me, telling me to do terrible things. This is the inside of the bowl, so, from the outside, the colors are a bit more transluscent.]]></description>
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		<title>Craft: Dirty Hookers wear clean clothes</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/11/13/craft-dirty-hookers-wear-clean-clothes</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 13:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Making this laundry detergent reminded me of running my hands through beach sand, without the danger of getting it stuck in my underwear. Use a wooden or plastic spoon if you don&#8217;t want to get your hands dusty. For an ordinary load of laundry, use 1/8 cup per load. You can use any plain, nonscented [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Craft: Bowl-ing for flowers</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/11/06/bowl-ing-for-flowers</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[With this bowl, I was in the mood for something cartoony and fun. With black acrylic paint, draw the outline of the flowers, and use green for the vines. Let the paint dry for a few hours or overnight. Paint the inside of the flowers whatever colors you like. Let dry for a few hours [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Crafts: Beholder pumpkin sez hai</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/10/30/beholder-pumpkin-sez-hai</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/10/30/beholder-pumpkin-sez-hai#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I made this pumpkin last Halloween, but sadly, I got to enjoy it for only a week before it rotted, because I&#8217;m a supreme retard. I didn&#8217;t realize that drilling holes in the pumpkin for the pipe cleaners without emptying the guts of the pumpkin first = quick-acting rot.]]></description>
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		<title>Keeping the world safe from rogue crafters</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/10/27/keeping-the-world-safe-from-rogue-crafters</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/10/27/keeping-the-world-safe-from-rogue-crafters#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:32:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What&#8217;s a girl gotta do to get some sodium hydroxide in this town? Here&#8217;s where I&#8217;d normally joke about making bombs and meth, but that would probably put me on an FBI list somewhere. Of course, I was probably put on a list after telling the world that Devon kills hoboes. I&#8217;m sure the &#8220;joke&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Crafts for size queens</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/10/13/crafts-for-size-queens</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 15:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t normally plug products, but this is So. Fucking. Awesome that I had to give it a shout-out. I mean, I wouldn&#8217;t buy one, because I don&#8217;t live in a dorm, but this makes me wish I did so I could decorate my room with giant condom wrappers. But then, if I did live [...]]]></description>
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