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Madonna flashes me back to the ’80s during the halftime show
The Super Bowl halftime show reminded me of why I loved the ’80s. First, there was Madonna. I don’t know whether she and Lady Gaga actually have that much in common besides both being attention whores, since I prefer to … Continue reading
Florida to poor: Lay off the chips, you poor fatties
At first glance, this Florida bill prohibiting people from buying “nonstaple, unhealthy” foods using food stamps seems like a good idea. Poor people shouldn’t be using taxpayer money to buy foods that are going to kill them when other public … Continue reading
Star Wars isn’t sexist. It’s racist against people with long, blue head tails.
This blog entry from E.D. Kain from Forbes is evidence not of sexism, but of why people need to take a deep breath and stop seeing isms everywhere. Summary: His stance is that Star Wars the Old Republic is sexist … Continue reading
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The War on Religion is back, baby!
Were you aware that every day in America, children are being flogged for praying in schools and wishing people a merry Christmas? It’s true! Rick Perry says so. Here’s the story at Fox News: The only legitimate news source on … Continue reading
FDA tells sperminator to knock off all that sperm-making
This is one of those stories that sounds like an Onion article but isn’t. The Food and Drug Administration is telling Trent Arsenault of California to stop giving his sperm away like it’s a keg party at Delta Tau Chi. The best part … Continue reading
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DIAF, Kathleen Sebelius
You might have seen this article floating around the Internets. In short, U.S. Department of Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius vetoed the FDA’s decision to make Plan B available over the counter to anyone who wants it. Currently, people 17 … Continue reading
1 percenter fails history AND current events
What bothers me the most is not that this guy is a douche rag. Lots of people, rich and poor, are douche rags. It’s that I found a bunch of exceptional Americans in the 99 percent with some 5-minute Wikipedia-fu. … Continue reading
Christina Aguilera needs to get off my damn lawn
I saw this link over at Oh, Noa and had to share. WTF happened to Christina Aguilera? She looks like someone’s divorced, middle-aged alcoholic mom stripping at amateur night to prove she’s still got it. I was floored when I found … Continue reading
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Occupy Wall Street marches on
I spent the morning downtown checking out Occupy Wall Street and taking photos. It was a cool fall day, and a lot of people were still sleeping in sleeping bags and under tents. A lot has already been said about … Continue reading
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Smacking your bitch up could be legal in Topeka, Kansas
Holy shit, this makes me so angry I want to stab myself in the face. Short version: The Topeka, Kansas city council is considering decriminalizing domestic battery to save money. My brain just broke. Seriously, it cracked wide fucking open, … Continue reading
