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	<title>Dirty Hooker &#187; Current Events</title>
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		<title>Mohammed drives stick</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/05/20/mohammed-drives-stick</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2010 02:31:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s Everybody-Draw-Mohammed-Day! In the spirit of the occasion, see my Extremely Shitty Drawing, below.
Thank you to all the journalists and entertainers, pro and amateur, who take real risks to challenge the special whatthefuckery behind the ban on drawing Mohammed. Killing and threatening people for drawing your prophet is not cool, and it makes you an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I apologize in advance</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/02/20/i-apologize-in-advance</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 00:39:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Devon and I were chillin&#8217; in the living room, Devon playing a video game and me not playing a video game, since I&#8217;ve given up World of Warcraft for Lent. (I&#8217;m a recovering Catholic, so there&#8217;s no reason I need to observe Lent except that I want to.) We flipped on the TV for Dad, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>iPad: Not the Apple of my i</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/02/04/ipad-not-the-apple-of-my-i</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/02/04/ipad-not-the-apple-of-my-i#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 13:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Apple,
I remember a time not that long ago when I was in love with you. You were so young and pretty. And I could drop my first love, the iBook, from a billion feet in the air with no damage. In geek parlance, I admired your constitution score.
Times have changed. With the release of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Print: BP is dropping</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/01/25/print-bp-is-dropping</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/01/25/print-bp-is-dropping#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 20:26:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is hard to write considering I earn my paycheck from the profit fumes of the newspaper industry, but there comes a time in every adult’s life when she needs to suck up an unpleasant truth: Print is dead, and it ain’t coming back.
Print doesn’t know it’s dead yet. Its zombie corpse is still flailing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Looking for some cheer here</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/12/08/looking-for-some-cheer-here</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/12/08/looking-for-some-cheer-here#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:21:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I seem to have misplaced my Christmas spirit. Until about three years ago, I was so amped for Christmas that people had to tell me to calm my shit down, because it was just embarrassing in a grown woman, and I would tell those people to stuff it, because I had some Christmas cookies and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Keeping the world safe from rogue crafters</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/10/27/keeping-the-world-safe-from-rogue-crafters</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/10/27/keeping-the-world-safe-from-rogue-crafters#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:32:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What&#8217;s a girl gotta do to get some sodium hydroxide in this town?
Here&#8217;s where I&#8217;d normally joke about making bombs and meth, but that would probably put me on an FBI list somewhere. Of course, I was probably put on a list after telling the world that Devon kills hoboes. I&#8217;m sure the &#8220;joke&#8221; about [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BE AFRAID! &#8212; no, not really</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/10/22/be-afraid-no-not-really</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/10/22/be-afraid-no-not-really#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At a friend&#8217;s house the other day, I learned that children in a school in New Jersey aren&#8217;t allowed to carry backpacks from class to class anymore, presumably because they&#8217;re hauling weapons of mass destruction to history class. I know I would.
When I was in high school, I had a bag that could hold about [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gravity rules</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/10/21/gravity-rules</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/10/21/gravity-rules#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 18:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know what&#8217;s sad? A little boy falling out of a helium balloon and going splat against the Colorado landscape. You know what&#8217;s not sad? A helium balloon taking off by itself while a little boy hides in an attic.
Move along, people! There&#8217;s nothing to see here!
I&#8217;m a cold-hearted bastard, though. When Devon told me [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The TSA wants me to be a hairy Neanderthal</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2008/12/01/the-tsa-wants-me-to-be-a-hairy-neanderthal</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2008/12/01/the-tsa-wants-me-to-be-a-hairy-neanderthal#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 22:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s the only reason I can think of why they felt the need to confiscate my Bath &#38; Body Works Japanese Cherry Blossom moisturizer and shower gel. These pleasantly scented $8.50 threats to national security made it through LaGuardia, but the folks at Denver International Asshats are obviously on top of their game. Last time [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Citibank to eat my cash</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2008/11/26/citibank-to-eat-my-cash</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2008/11/26/citibank-to-eat-my-cash#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 23:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So far, I&#8217;ve received two e-mails from Citibank assuring me that my accounts are FDIC insured.
How comforting.
Clearly, I need to find a new bank, but with the rate they&#8217;re failing, I&#8217;m not even sure where to go. During the Depression, my grandparents kept their savings in the Bank of Old Mattresses, and that seems like [...]]]></description>
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