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Seinfeld busts a move
Devon and I had the following conversation while he was reading an article in Wired about the top passwords used by Sony’s PlayStation customers. Devon: What’s the most popular password? Me: I guess ‘Password.’ Devon: Close. That one is second. … Continue reading
Being undocumented means you should be chained and horsewhipped
That seems to be the gist of the comments section for this article in HuffPo. Summary: Undocumented women are being forced to give birth in handcuffs, their babies are taken away from them shortly after birth, the fathers are barred … Continue reading
Another job bites the dust
Goddamn aliens, stealing Earthling jobs. If MyWayCup Coffee hadn’t hired an alien to work for beans, a human could be standing on the corner of E. 23rd Street enticing you away from Starbucks.
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Awesome vs. less than awesome: A bear-fighting chick from Alaska vs. Eric Cantor
This woman is too awesome for my brain to cope with. My dog would have been bear food, because I would have run screaming like a girl. Smokey the Bear would never pull that shit, by the way. Smokey has … Continue reading
Hurricane Irene blows through
Hurricane Irene has come and gone, leaving the annual giant holes in our ceiling that we have come to expect this time of year. The one on the right is big enough for me to crawl through. We cut open … Continue reading
Man’s best friend
This made me want to reach out and give this dog a hug. This reminded me of Dad. The one and only time he ever voted Democrat was for Kerry. He got tired of seeing pictures of dead soldiers … Continue reading
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Bacon whiskey is within my grasp
So I asked Devon, “Do we have a nitrous oxide charger?” There was a pause, and he said, “Err, no,” like I was some kind of freak for even asking. I guess he’s the only one who can ask questions … Continue reading
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Aliens vs. Bloggers
Devon thinks the newly discovered gas-giant planet TrES-2b could be legitimate evidence of alien life, for reasons that even sorta make sense when he explains it. I THINK his explanation makes sense. All I know about Dyson Spheres I learned from … Continue reading
Knitters will stab you
Knitting is serious bizness.
DIAF, Westboro Baptist Church
OK, so we’ve never been friends. It’s not like I’m uninviting you to my birthday party. But I can’t think of anyone who needs to die in a fire more than you. You are getting a hearing before the Supreme … Continue reading
