Tag Archives: Current Events
You’ll have to pry the bacon out of my cold, dead hand
Here’s another article declaring “THIS THING YOU LOVE WILL TOTALLY KILL YOU, DUDE!” Check out this Gothamist article: Any Amount Of Any Type Of Red Meat Will Kill You, Says Science. First, there’s so much wrong with this headline. Like, … Continue reading
The druids are not happy about this
Summary: 26-year-old tweaker chick (who looks like a hard-living 53-year-old man) accidentally burns down 3,500-year-old tree. In Florida, of course. Sarah Barnes: “I can’t believe I burned down a tree older than Jesus.” There are two lessons to be learned … Continue reading
I utterly failed to notice the Oscars
I used to love awards shows, but sometime in the last decade I checked out of popular culture. The result is that I only vaguely know what people are talking about anymore. I knew the Oscars happened only because I … Continue reading
